hedleykowcosplay:

There’s a terrible joke about shafts waiting to be made here

📸: Queasycos

okagami:

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

When driving at night

hgk477:

1. If you start to feel drowsy it’s best to find a motel and sleep. But keep your eyes down.
   
2. Before picking up a hitchhiker check to see if they’re wearing shoes.
   
3. Occasionally you’ll stumble across strange radio channels. Don’t listen to anything they say.
   
4. Disregard what might appear in your mirrors.
   
5. If your car is suddenly low on gas exit the vehicle immediately.
   
6. If you see someone trying to fix their car on the side of the road get out and help. But don’t ask any questions.
   
7. The contents of your trunk may vary.
   
8. If a strange fog suddenly rolls in turn on your air conditioner. It’s looking for warm objects.
   
9. You may hear strange things from your radio. Remember that you do not have a radio.
   
10. When ordering fast food always avoid the drive-through.
    
11. Sometimes people appear in your backseat. Make idle conversation and don’t antagonize them. They’re just wondering.
    
12. Focus on your lane.
    
13. Check through your phone camera if the traffic light has really turned green; spirits like to deceive you.
    
14. Never turn on the windshield wipers. Get out and clean the window manually if needed.
    
15. It is perfectly acceptable to sometimes take strange dirt roads claiming to be shortcuts. Enjoy those routes. They’re never there for long.
    

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lubricates:

dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

pellowtalk:

asterlark:

ive seen a few people talking about the role of spiderman in into the spiderverse as an allegory for queerness (“you’re like me” “i dont wanna be” “i dont think you have a choice kiddo” etc) and that led me to connecting “how will i know im ready?” “you wont, it’s a leap of faith” as an allegory for coming out and im…

extreme-gae-energy:

bmgmw:

KUDOS TO THESE TALENTED FUCKERS

blossomfully:

This one is for you